Photographs
Mr James Glover
An arse. Yesterday. Or James Glover as he is known 43% of the time. James Glover. That is all.
Humour
Funny. Well, almost anyway
24 days since a last post. I knew this would happen… I wonder if anyone’s reading this…? Huh. There was going to be a point to this post. But it’s completely left my head. So… things that made me laugh. This page from Moronland.com about things said in court rooms. Funny. ATTORNEY: What was the […]
General
Why do I even bother?
Right now I don’t like things. Life is a story – that’s a well documented metaphor. Mine is one of many interwoven threads, as I expect most are. The trouble is that right now, my story is far too complicated for me to follow. Too difficult to read anymore. I think I’ll just muddle through […]
General, Humour, Music
Cliff Richard
I can’t understand why this man is loved by Christians… look: Way back in 1979 he released We Don’t **** Anymore containing these lyrics: It’s so funny how we don’t **** anymore. It’s so funny why we don’t **** anymore . But I ain’t ****ing **** and ain’t ****ing sheep. It’s so funny how we don’t […]
General
So… a proper entry.
After totally wasting around 79 hours filling in all those bloody surveys (they have a category of their own…) I’ve realised that all the recent posts – some of which are the best things I’ve written in ages (I think so anyway) have now disappeared from the front page. They’re all here, just use the […]
Humour, Photographs
Ronnie Barker, 1929-2005
Ronnie Barker sadly died today. There’s no better way to celebrate his life than with one of my favourite monologues of his. Good evening. I am the president of the Loyal Society for the Relief of Suffers from Pismronunciation, for the relief of people who can’t say their worms correctly, or who use the wrong […]
General, Linkage, Photographs
Space Shuttle
Well, since the shuttle landed safely a few minutes ago, I thought I’d write my thoughts about the whole set of shenanigans. The thing is clearly unsafe… and badly designed. All I’m surprised about is that more shuttle disasters haven’t happened previously. However, my opinions are based on little more than what I’ve heard or […]