A third.
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Nope
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
Can’t do roller coasters due to my crap ears – I fall straight over. Which would be funny I guess.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sleding?
It hasn’t snowed that much in a good long while. There is photographic evidence from sometime in the eighties… So it’d be between the ages of 0 and 7… but then it could be the nineties…
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Ah… Northampton!
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Nope
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
Have you read anything on this site…?!
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife
I never knew that orange juice was married…
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
For what purpose? I guess both would be handy in a decorative way.
9. Brad Pitt or Vince Vaughn?
Who the cock is Vince Vaughn?
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yup.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
It’ll be summat like that. Hyposomnia (little sleep – I prefer that over insomnia [no sleep]) has been a constant companion throughout my life.
12.Whats your favourite commercial?
They all really get on my tits.
13. What are you allergic to?
Nothing major – chocolate gives me cracking headaches so probably cocoa.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
You find me someone in Britain that gives a damn and I’ll answer that.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
Yup. I was crap.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Only if they’re very odd, or relatively lucid.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
A toughie… I can’t answer that.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yup. You want evidence? Email me.
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
Am I doing the right thing… if I was any more specific, it’d kill me.
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Lust at first sight yes. Love, not really.
23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner?
I only put salt on chips.
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Of course.
25. what cell service do you use?
Mobile. O2
26. Do you like Sushi?
Yup.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Have you seen me drive?
28. Been caught stealing?
Yup.
29. Have you ever been on the funny website *************.com?
Oi! No adverts here! (Note the subtle censorship…)
31. Do you truly hate anyone?
Yup.
32. Bluegrass or Rap?
Neither. But then I have no idea what Bluegrass is. Although that’d be one attractive field.
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Can’t answer that either.
34. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yup. Hence my broken cheek bone years back.
35. What food do you find disgusting?
I dunno.
37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”
Not that I remember. In fact probably not.
38. Have you ever made fun of someone?
Yup. And I’m far from proud of it.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yup.
40. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
Who needs a mirror when you’ve got a car?
