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ThomasJPitts 26th September 2006
2006, asses, Autopsy, court rooms, Death, Denton, Games, History, Law, Law Enforcement, Police, Prosecuting Attorneys, September, United States
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Humour

Funny. Well, almost anyway

24 days since a last post.

I knew this would happen… I wonder if anyone’s reading this…?

Huh.

There was going to be a point to this post. But it’s completely left my head.
So… things that made me laugh. This page from Moronland.com about things said in court rooms. Funny.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

Ah… the masses are asses.

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