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The way of the future…
I’m telling you now, in the future everyone will be singing to everyone else. The world will be a massive, unbearable musical. The signs are already here. For years “Jesus Christ, Superstar” has taken a story we all know and sang it to us. Then Ben Elton‘s career stalled and he turned his hand to […]
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Real Detective
This entry was originally part of a separate, personal blog. I’ve merged them together now to make life easier. All the dates that the entries were originally published and posted comments have been preserved. ——————————- Not the Law and Order bullshit you have all grown so fond of. Not CSI. Not Miami. The real deal. […]
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Bankrupt man wins lottery…
This entry was originally part of a separate, personal blog. I’ve merged them together now to make life easier. All the dates that the entries were originally published and posted comments have been preserved. ——————————-Isn’t this great? Except for the obviously fickle wife of course… “A car park attendant with just 53p in the bank […]
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I heard a joke today and had to share it with you…
“France has just launched its first gay TV station (‘Pink TV‘ – Digital Spy article) and the first programme was a Rugby match – a straight team versus a gay team. Apparently the score was 15 tries and 2 conversions…” Now Jamie Oliver… he’s the sort of person who has less personality than the last […]
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John Kerry In Murder Shocker!
Today’s well thought out point is that John Kerry will not win the US election on November 2. Or at least, I don’t think he should win. Plasticene men shouldn’t be allowed to run… Now, you’re probably thinking that this has started out a lot weirder than usual. And you’re right. I’ll get this out […]
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Bohemian Rhapsody
I was reminded earlier this week of a great quote by the legend that is Al Murray, Pub Landlord. Speaking to Q one issue about the perfect pub compilation album, he described Queen‘s Bohemian Rhapsody as “encapsulating the drunken night out – a quiet bit at the start, some people arguing with each other, then […]
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Buena Vista University Is A Hotbed Of Activist Dissent!
Interesting is the new boring, so I’m trying something new. Presenting the world’s most boring article. It’s called “Chalking Proposal Approved” and it comes courtesy of The Tack, the Buena Vista University newspaper. It’s impossibly tedious yet endlessly entertaining. The article describes the new BVU policy on chalking, a popular form of radical anarchism as […]
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64 Chefs To Make One Pizza?!
There’s an Italian restaurant in the city I reside (I can’t remember its name – the restaurant, not the city) where you can see your food being made. The only off putting thing about this is that there are so many people working there! It seems that there are around 64 chefs to make one […]