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ThomasJPitts 24th January 2005
2005, Arts, Chicago, Craigslist, Crime, CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Detective, Homicide, January, Law & Order, linkage, merged blogs, Miami, murder, Television, TV
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Real Detective

This entry was originally part of a separate, personal blog. I’ve merged them together now to make life easier.
All the dates that the entries were originally published and posted comments have been preserved.

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Not the Law and Order bullshit you have all grown so fond of.

Not CSI. Not Miami. The real deal.

A veteran Chicago homicide detective pours his heart out on Craigslist in the “rants and raves” section, and it is a fascinating read.

“I’ve doing it for several years. I can think of roughly a dozen cases in the last three years that wrapped up in a nice tidy package. Until this year, the unit I work in averaged about 170 murders a year.”

“I always think of a confession as going to a bar and trying to get a beautiful woman who has no interest in you to agree to a one time hook-up. It’s really a twisted romance. You talk for hours and hours about meaningless shit, all the time trying to bring the offender back to the murder.”

“Never trust a detective who dresses like one of those TVcharacters”.

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