How dare time steal the best part of two months from me. I haven’t written a lot recently. Not because I don’t care, or that I forget about this place or anything. But because of time. January, and my 25th birthday, flew by in a haze of bill paying, work, sleep and various forms of […]
It’s two A.M. I must be lonely… (to paraphrase a Matchbox Twenty song.) I have to be up in four hours’ time. I’m deciding whether to publish this or not after work tomorrow… if it’s here, I clearly thought I would. I’ve a feeling my brain is slowly grinding to a halt. It’s happening incredibly […]
Bloody mice. As if it was trying to live up to the reputation for wacky japes set by cartoon mice, a non-cartoon mouse has been taunting an old man in America and stealing his dentures. 68-year-old Bill Exner, from Waterville in Maine, has been plagued by the mouse for some time now. Three times he […]
The Daily Mash is: a satirical news website which exposes the absurdities of modern life to rigorous scrutiny with “hilarious results”. The Daily Mash satirises the worlds of politics, media, culture, and sport with spoof news stories, commentary and opinion (this means that it’s all made-up and is not intended in any way whatsoever to […]
It was a well known fact, commonly stated in recent weeks due to the death of its creator Ronnie Hazlehurst, that the theme tune to Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em (which is horrible to type due to the apostrophes) incorporates the show’s title in morse code in its opening bars. The BBC has published this […]
This has got to be the most productive I’ve ever been, 11 – now 12 – updates in eight days. I know it won’t last, so make the best of it. I’ll get distracted by work again and things will tail off. I have actually enjoyed doing all of this writing, it’s been a rare […]
Apparently, everybody knows a bloke called Dave, so UKTVG2 thought it perfectly suited the blokiness of the channel. They replaced a six syllable channel name with a one syllable one. But it’s stupid. It also leads to some interesting statements like: “I’ve been watching Oz and James on Dave” – which sounds like you’ve been […]
Now, I always knew that YMCA, the song by the costume loving Village People not the actual organisation, was bad dire shockingly awful ear bleedingly bad words cannot express its awfulness… however, I never thought of it as blasphemous. Until I was sent this photo. Come to think of it, Jesus does look pretty camp here… Maybe that should be […]
I’m ever so slowly getting there. Although I almost feel it’s pointless as there’s no outside link to this revamped place yet. Well, I say revamped… it’s back online and very minimal at the moment. But, the photo gallery is up now and working. I’m currently rebuilding things there by uploading all the photos I […]
