{"id":92,"date":"2005-05-08T11:48:42","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T11:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/?p=92"},"modified":"2005-05-08T11:48:42","modified_gmt":"2005-05-08T11:48:42","slug":"george-bush-runs-from-a-big-fluffy-cloud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/05\/08\/george-bush-runs-from-a-big-fluffy-cloud\/","title":{"rendered":"George Bush runs from a big fluffy cloud"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>From The Scottish <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyrecord.co.uk\/news\/tm_objectid=15461572&amp;method=full&amp;siteid=89488&amp;headline=bush-runs-from-a-big-fluffy-cloud-name_page.html\" target=\"_blank\">Daily Record<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>President George Bush fled to his bomb-proof bunker when a major security alert was triggered &#8230; by a freak cloud.<\/p>\n<p>Vice president <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Dick Cheney\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dick_Cheney\">Dick Cheney<\/a> was airlifted out of <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Washington\" rel=\"geolocation\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=47.5,-120.5&amp;spn=3.0,3.0&amp;q=47.5,-120.5 (Washington)&amp;t=h\">Washington<\/a> and snipers took up position when the alarms were sounded.<\/p>\n<p>An <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Surface-to-air missile\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Surface-to-air_missile\">anti-aircraft missile<\/a> <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Artillery battery\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Artillery_battery\">battery<\/a> was raised into firing position on a rooftop close to the <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"White House\" rel=\"geolocation\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=38.89767,-77.03655&amp;spn=0.01,0.01&amp;q=38.89767,-77.03655 (White%20House)&amp;t=h\">White House<\/a> and a <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"UH-60 Black Hawk\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/UH-60_Black_Hawk\">Black Hawk helicopter<\/a> was scrambled. But they saw nothing except clouds. The big scare happened on Wednesday <em>(27th April 2005)<\/em> when the cloud triggered <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Radar\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Radar\">radar<\/a> monitors on the domestic events network, the system designed to protect Washington from attack.<\/p>\n<p>White House spokesman Scott McCellan said <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"George W. Bush\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/George_W._Bush\">the president<\/a> was only in the bunker for a short time as the all-clear was sounded 20 minutes after the scare. The cloud was first detected about 30 miles south of Washington and moving quickly.<\/p>\n<p>A spokesman for the <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"U.S. Customs and Border Protection\" rel=\"homepage\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cbp.gov\">Customs and Border Protection<\/a> Agency said false alarms were commonly caused by clouds, flocks of birds and small private planes. He added: &#8220;It does happen. We have to deal with weather anomalies showing up on the radar screen&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"border: none; float: right;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/zemified_e.png?w=1165\" alt=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From The Scottish Daily Record President George Bush fled to his bomb-proof bunker when a major security alert was triggered &#8230; by a freak cloud. Vice president Dick Cheney was airlifted out of Washington and snipers took up position when the alarms were sounded. An anti-aircraft missile battery was raised into firing position on a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[82,273,716,924,1255,1257,1425,1800,1920,2429,2505,3130,3204,3242],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-82","tag-april","tag-cloud","tag-dick-cheney","tag-george-h-w-bush","tag-george-w-bush","tag-history","tag-linkage-2","tag-may","tag-president","tag-radar","tag-united-states","tag-washington","tag-white-house","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OeSW-1u","jetpack-related-posts":[],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}