{"id":86,"date":"2005-08-23T16:30:50","date_gmt":"2005-08-23T16:30:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/?p=86"},"modified":"2005-08-23T16:30:50","modified_gmt":"2005-08-23T16:30:50","slug":"this-has-been-annoying-me-for-ages-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/08\/23\/this-has-been-annoying-me-for-ages-now\/","title":{"rendered":"This has been annoying me for ages now"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kev&#8217;s got a new Bev&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and I think the two Kevs have done away with the old Bev in a sinister fashion. Possibly stuck her in the boot of the old banger of a Volvo they used to own&#8230; &#8220;I had a wife like that once!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kevbev.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"614\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/kevbev\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/08\/kevbev.jpg?fit=295%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"295,250\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Kev &amp;#038; Bev\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2005\/08\/kevbev.jpg?fit=295%2C250&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-614\" title=\"Kev &amp; Bev\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/kevbev.jpg?resize=295%2C250\" alt=\"\" width=\"295\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nAbove: Kev with the old Bev before things turned terribly nasty&#8230;[Photo via <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Google Images\" rel=\"homepage\" href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/\">Google Images<\/a>}<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"border: none; float: right;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/zemified_e.png?w=1165\" alt=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kev&#8217;s got a new Bev&#8230; &#8230; and I think the two Kevs have done away with the old Bev in a sinister fashion. 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