{"id":23524,"date":"2016-04-14T19:57:08","date_gmt":"2016-04-14T18:57:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=23524"},"modified":"2016-04-14T19:57:08","modified_gmt":"2016-04-14T18:57:08","slug":"105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2016\/04\/14\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent\/","title":{"rendered":"105: What would be your ideal perfume scent?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For a child in my phonics\u00a0group today, it was meat, gravy and Yorkshire pudding.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_23525\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-23525\" style=\"width: 720px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23525\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2016\/04\/14\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg?fit=720%2C960&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"720,960\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Meat, gravy and Yorkshire pudding perfume\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Meat, gravy and Yorkshire pudding perfume&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg?fit=720%2C960&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-full wp-image-23525\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg?resize=720%2C960\" alt=\"Meat, gravy and Yorkshire pudding perfume\" width=\"720\" height=\"960\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg?w=720&amp;ssl=1 720w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/105-what-would-be-your-ideal-perfume-scent.jpg?resize=338%2C450&amp;ssl=1 338w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-23525\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Meat, gravy and Yorkshire pudding perfume<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;When you put it on you will feel ready for the day. 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