{"id":23127,"date":"2016-02-07T22:33:20","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T22:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/?p=23127"},"modified":"2016-02-07T22:34:31","modified_gmt":"2016-02-07T22:34:31","slug":"38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2016\/02\/07\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does\/","title":{"rendered":"38: Why does bacon come in rashers, but nothing else does?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been busy working all day preparing for two observed lessons and trying to come up with 6 different e-safety plans that, ideally, don&#8217;t just involve making posters.<\/p>\n<p>I think I&#8217;ve done that and I think I&#8217;m ready for my head to come and watch me teach. I feel like I am prepared &#8211; with the minor exception of having 100 different pieces of card to fold before Tuesday (long story, don&#8217;t ask).<\/p>\n<p>On the way home from band, Mrs Pitts was talking about rashes. A friend of ours has not been particularly well today after discovering a rash all over her body. This lead to making a list of rashes. My brain then remembered that bacon comes in <em><strong>rashers<\/strong><\/em> and the title question also popped into my thoughts&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_23130\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-23130\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-23130\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"23130\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2016\/02\/07\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg?fit=1200%2C900&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"1200,900\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;2.8&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;FinePix F440&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1174242605&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;6.3&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;100&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0.18867924528302&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Bacon\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Some bacon, in an unsmoked rasher formation.&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg?fit=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-23130\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" alt=\"Some bacon, in an unsmoked rasher formation.\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg?resize=1024%2C768&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg?resize=600%2C450&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/38-why-does-bacon-come-in-rashers-but-nothing-else-does.jpg?w=1200&amp;ssl=1 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-23130\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Some bacon, in an unsmoked rasher formation.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Just another Sunday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been busy working all day preparing for two observed lessons and trying to come up with 6 different e-safety plans that, ideally, don&#8217;t just involve making posters. I think I&#8217;ve done that and I think I&#8217;m ready for my head to come and watch me teach. I feel like I am prepared &#8211; with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3355,10],"tags":[3456,356,3458,2071,3457,3455,3454,2901,2941,3296],"class_list":["post-23127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-3355","category-gibberish","tag-bacon","tag-band","tag-e-safety","tag-mrs-pitts","tag-observation","tag-rashers","tag-rashes","tag-sunday","tag-teaching","tag-work","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OeSW-611","jetpack-related-posts":[],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23127"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23127\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":23129,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23127\/revisions\/23129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}