{"id":23,"date":"2004-10-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-28T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/?p=23"},"modified":"2004-10-28T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-28T00:00:00","slug":"i-heard-a-joke-today-and-had-to-share-it-with-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2004\/10\/28\/i-heard-a-joke-today-and-had-to-share-it-with-you\/","title":{"rendered":"I heard a joke today and had to share it with you&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"France\" rel=\"geolocation\" href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps?ll=48.8566666667,2.35083333333&amp;spn=10.0,10.0&amp;q=48.8566666667,2.35083333333 (France)&amp;t=h\">France<\/a> has just launched its first <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Gay\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gay\">gay<\/a> <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Television\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Television\">TV<\/a> station (&#8216;<a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Pink TV (France)\" rel=\"homepage\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pinktv.fr\">Pink TV<\/a>&#8216; &#8211; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.digitalspy.co.uk\/article\/ds16553.html\" target=\"_blank\">Digital Spy article<\/a>) and the first programme was a Rugby match &#8211; a straight team versus a gay team. Apparently the score was 15 tries and 2 conversions&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"Jamie Oliver\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Jamie_Oliver\">Jamie Oliver<\/a>&#8230; he&#8217;s the sort of person who has less personality than the last dregs of sponge at the bottom of a trifle. If there are any schizophrenics out there then please send him one of yours&#8230; I&#8217;m sure the <a class=\"zem_slink\" title=\"National Health Service (England)\" rel=\"wikipedia\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/National_Health_Service_%28England%29\">NHS<\/a> can somehow graft one into him.<\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" href=\"http:\/\/www.zemanta.com\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"border: none; float: right;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/zemified_e.png?w=1165\" alt=\"Enhanced by Zemanta\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;France has just launched its first gay TV station (&#8216;Pink TV&#8216; &#8211; Digital Spy article) and the first programme was a Rugby match &#8211; a straight team versus a gay team. Apparently the score was 15 tries and 2 conversions&#8230;&#8221; Now Jamie Oliver&#8230; he&#8217;s the sort of person who has less personality than the last [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[80,287,933,1046,1158,1234,1235,1580,1581,1661,1819,2156,2214,2372,2660,2784,2953,2954,2955],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humour","tag-80","tag-arts-and-entertainment","tag-digital-spy","tag-england","tag-food","tag-gay","tag-gay-lesbian-and-bisexual","tag-jamie-oliver","tag-jamieoliver","tag-kathy-griffin","tag-london","tag-nhs","tag-october","tag-pink-tv","tag-scott-brown","tag-social-sciences","tag-television","tag-television-program","tag-television-station","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OeSW-n","jetpack-related-posts":[],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}