{"id":213,"date":"2008-02-29T00:34:39","date_gmt":"2008-02-29T00:34:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/?p=213"},"modified":"2008-02-29T00:34:39","modified_gmt":"2008-02-29T00:34:39","slug":"life-in-eight-easy-steps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2008\/02\/29\/life-in-eight-easy-steps\/","title":{"rendered":"Life In Eight Easy Steps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Brilliant.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.savagechickens.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/eight-steps.html\" target=\"blank\">By Doug Savage<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/chickenwaste.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"689\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/chickenwaste\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/chickenwaste.jpg?fit=400%2C402&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,402\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Chicken Waste\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/chickenwaste.jpg?fit=400%2C402&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-689\" title=\"Chicken Waste\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/chickenwaste.jpg?resize=400%2C402\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"402\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"zemanta-pixie\" style=\"margin-top: 10px; height: 15px;\"><a class=\"zemanta-pixie-a\" title=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" href=\"http:\/\/reblog.zemanta.com\/zemified\/efacbb2e-f0b7-4c88-8e06-f4050e4fba98\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"zemanta-pixie-img\" style=\"float: right; border: medium none;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/img.zemanta.com\/reblog_e.png?w=1165\" alt=\"Reblog this post [with Zemanta]\" \/><\/a><span class=\"zem-script \"><script src=\"http:\/\/static.zemanta.com\/readside\/loader.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Brilliant. 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