{"id":208,"date":"2008-03-09T19:20:42","date_gmt":"2008-03-09T19:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wp\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-03-09T19:20:42","modified_gmt":"2008-03-09T19:20:42","slug":"eggs-really-are-weapons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/2008\/03\/09\/eggs-really-are-weapons\/","title":{"rendered":"Eggs Really Are Weapons…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Urban Trend<\/a> has designed a line of egg fryers that shape your morning eggs into weapons of minimal destruction.
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Around mischievous night, the police<\/a> routinely stop youths from carrying eggs, destroying them on sight. These really do make weapons out of eggs…<\/p>\n

[via pretty much everywhere, but specifially Orange<\/a> and Urban Trend<\/a>]<\/p>\n

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Urban Trend has designed a line of egg fryers that shape your morning eggs into weapons of minimal destruction. Around mischievous night, the police routinely stop youths from carrying eggs, destroying them on sight. These really do make weapons out of eggs… [via pretty much everywhere, but specifially Orange and Urban Trend]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[9,13,17],"tags":[87,295,551,785,1019,1020,1159,1198,1361,1438,1800,1879,1933,2248,2363,2398,2421,3143,3210],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-humour","category-linkage","tag-87","tag-associations","tag-business","tag-cooking","tag-eggs","tag-eggs-and-egg-substitutes","tag-food-and-related-products","tag-fried-eggs","tag-guns","tag-home","tag-linkage-2","tag-march","tag-meat-and-seafood","tag-orange","tag-photos","tag-police","tag-poultry","tag-urban-trend","tag-weapons","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p6OeSW-3m","jetpack-related-posts":[],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thomasjpitts.co.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}