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A third.<\/p>\n

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
\nNope<\/p>\n

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
\nCan’t do roller coasters due to my crap ears – I fall straight over. Which would be funny I guess.<\/p>\n

3. When’s the last time you’ve been sleding?
\nIt hasn’t snowed that much in a good long while. There is photographic evidence from sometime in the eighties… So it’d be between the ages of 0 and 7… but then it could be the nineties…<\/p>\n

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
\nAh… Northampton!<\/p>\n

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
\nNope<\/p>\n

6. Do you consider yourself creative?
\nHave you read anything on this site…?!<\/p>\n

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife
\nI never knew that orange juice was married…<\/p>\n

8. Jennifer Aniston<\/a> or Angelina Jolie<\/a>?
\nFor what purpose? I guess both would be handy in a decorative way.<\/p>\n

9. Brad Pitt<\/a> or Vince Vaughn<\/a>?
\nWho the cock is Vince Vaughn?<\/p>\n

10. Do you know how to play poker?
\nYup.<\/p>\n

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
\nIt’ll be summat like that. Hyposomnia (little sleep – I prefer that over insomnia [no sleep]) has been a constant companion throughout my life.<\/p>\n

12.Whats your favourite commercial?
\nThey all really get on my tits.<\/p>\n

13. What are you allergic to?
\nNothing major – chocolate gives me cracking headaches so probably cocoa.<\/p>\n

16. Boston Red Sox<\/a> or New York Yankees<\/a>?
\nYou find me someone in Britain that gives a damn and I’ll answer that.<\/p>\n

17. Have you ever been Ice Skating<\/a>?
\nYup. I was crap.<\/p>\n

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
\nOnly if they’re very odd, or relatively lucid.<\/p>\n

19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
\nA toughie… I can’t answer that.<\/p>\n

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
\nYup. You want evidence? Email me.<\/p>\n

21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
\nAm I doing the right thing… if I was any more specific, it’d kill me.<\/p>\n

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
\nLust at first sight yes. Love, not really.<\/p>\n

23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner?
\nI only put salt on chips.<\/p>\n

24. Do you always wear your seat belt<\/a>?
\nOf course.<\/p>\n

25. what cell service do you use?
\nMobile. O2<\/p>\n

26. Do you like Sushi?
\nYup.<\/p>\n

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
\nHave you seen me drive?<\/p>\n

28. Been caught stealing?
\nYup.<\/p>\n

29. Have you ever been on the funny website<\/a> *************.com?
\nOi! No adverts here! (Note the subtle censorship…)<\/p>\n

31. Do you truly hate anyone?
\nYup.<\/p>\n

32. Bluegrass or Rap?
\nNeither. But then I have no idea what Bluegrass is. Although that’d be one attractive field.<\/p>\n

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
\nCan’t answer that either.<\/p>\n

34. Have you ever been punched in the face?
\nYup. Hence my broken cheek bone years back.<\/p>\n

35. What food do you find disgusting?
\nI dunno.<\/p>\n

37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”
\nNot that I remember. In fact probably not.<\/p>\n

38. Have you ever made fun of someone?
\nYup. And I’m far from proud of it.<\/p>\n

39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
\nYup.<\/p>\n

40. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
\nWho needs a mirror when you’ve got a car?<\/p>\n

\"Enhanced<\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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